The four lanes, and how to tell them apart

The catalogue is organised into four lanes. The split is by format — how the thing is constructed and how it is measured — because that is the honest axis. Sorting by strength would require strength numbers we have not verified.

Hash Holes — the rolled lane

A 2 g pre-roll with a hash concentrate core running down the middle. Splits into THCA products (Blue Dream, Gorilla Glue, Sour Diesel) and THCP products (Berry Blast, Granddaddy Purple, Strawberry Cough). Sold as display boxes. More on the construction here.

Blue Lotus — the botanical lane

Also a 2 g pre-roll, but a different category entirely: blue lotus flower, not cannabinoid product. Grape Dank and Rainbow Skittles. The packages claim 100% organic and THC-free, and both claims are still unverified.

Magic Tabs — the measured lane

5-MAPB in tablet form. Blue Razz and Watermelon. The pouch counts itself: 3 tabs, 40 mg per tablet, 4 servings per tablet, 12 microdoses per pouch. What that does and does not guarantee.

Chocotryp — the flavour lane

4 gram pouches: Cookies and Cream, Fruity Cereal, Peanut Butter. Contains milk, made on shared equipment. The allergen picture is the part to read.

What they have in common

Every lane shows the same four rows on every listing: label facts, formula disclosure, warnings, COA status. Same structure whether the product is a pre-roll or a chocolate pouch, so you can compare like with like.

And every lane is currently gated. Here is why.

Adults 21+ only. Product legality varies by location. Do not purchase or use where prohibited.